Mike Bogart does not.
The man that lives in a perpetual state of aggravating carelessness is co-author of this blog. Anyone that has ever met him will tell you that his personality does not stem from being eloquent, or having the right thing to say - ever. In fact quite the opposite. His "humor" is dissolved in meaningless one-liners, and not the hilarious Mitch Hedberg kind. He's been quoted as saying "By the way, i just raped some guy's ass off in a fantasy basketball trade."
While the comment would not garner my personal respect or even invoke a giggle, I've personally seen it send shockwaves of laughter through a room.
Thus, I'm selling out my personal beliefs in agreeing to co-write this blog with him for cheap laughs from some (hopefully) faithful, potential readers.
However my conscience will not permit me to post this without one last plea. People of the world, stop laughing at this rambling idiot. He is the real-life embodiment of Cosmo Kramer to my Jerry Seinfeld. Feel free to read the following quote using Mike's name instead.
As George Costanza once described "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp."
Happy reading guys,
Quoting Seinfeld is really cliche, but I do agree with that description. It's pretty unfair that Mike gets everything he wants but still somehow complains all the fucking time.
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teh Gays.